How To Be A Man According to Brian Field, Part Tres.

"Be careful driving home this weekend, okay?
   Your grown and in college now but you still take
    my heart and mind with you every time you cross the street."

He hangs up the phone.

-- I don't know a time where we have been in the car together and my dad hasn't found a way to comment on how to brake in snow, or when to turn at a four-way-stop, or how good it is to hear the Eagles playing over the car stereo on the drive home from work. 

How to be a Man according to Brian Field, part deux.

" Make sure you eat healthy. You know, like canned beans and stuff."

Always have a Mt. Dew in hand. Always.

How to be a Man according to Brian Field, part one.

"If someone hands you a pistol, you've gotta check the action. If you don't know what the action of a pistol is, you shouldn't be holding a gun in the first place."