I wrote this in the style of much-revered Virginia.
If you are looking for something wise and wonderful, read her "On Being Ill," An essay.
An Ode To the Silent E at the End of Ode:
In regard to the silent O at the beginning of opossum, to
the quietest l in the middle of colonel, to the B at the end of lamb, when a
group of friends gather upon the deck of a private yacht, mingling in the cool
autumn knight, what ideas and concepts are discussed there, with no mention at
all of the C that alone holds the entirety of the Y A to the H T, that without
it the whole thing could quite possibly fall apart, and does, collapsing upon
itself and tumbling into the water where the bourgeois party-goers numb their
thumbs in the icy depths and find themselves in debt for the destruction of a
rather expensive yacht that is now just a yaht
all the while saying ‘I never knew – I mean I never kenew’ because they have finally realized the gravity of their
mistake – when we learn of this, that which we can so easily neglect, it is
strange indeed that these letters have not yet risen up in rebellion to the
abusive authority that has caged them in an iron realm of silence and neglect
and solitude since the birth of all spoken languages.
2 comments:
This is great. I love it when the bourgeois have numb thumbs.
This is sort of brilliant. I love it. I will be think of that C for a while now.
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